Chamber Board Makes Demands
As pictured, the Jackson Hole Chamber of Commerce Acting Board of Directors has taken drastic steps to address a new list of priorities. President/CEO Jeff Golightly is being held hostage - currently surrounded by full cans of silly string and loaded slingshots. Chamber members are encouraged to adopt the following changes immediately.
- Break time will include free chocolate milk.
- Pizza parties will be held every Friday.
- Spring break will be extended until the first day of summer.
- Meetings will be held over ping-pong games.
- Bedtime will be extended until midnight!
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